Friday, January 23, 2009

Don't Mess With Texas ...

Remember when Texans used to strut around annoying the hell out of everyone by declaring how badass they were? Not anymore:

Cornyn, a Republican from Texas, told Politico that he's written a letter to Obama "telling him, 'Don't move these dangerous terrorists to Texas - we don't want them there.'"
"I think governing is a lot harder than campaigning," Cornyn said. "I think he needs to be very cautious about precipitous action that could well endanger American citizens."


C'mon Texas, buck-up buckaroos! A fraidy-cat pussy Texas is not good for America.

Update: Yeah I know that the governor of Kansas has expressed the same sentiment re: Fort Leavenworth. I know she's pissed that she wasn't the one being sworn in as VP on Tuesday, but that's no reason to puss-ify a state founded on the premise that all good christians are called by God to engage in guerrilla warfare against slave-traders.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Roger Clemens worse than Bradley Schlozman?

I'm gonna channel my inner Jim Rome here for a second:

So let me get this straight -- Clemens lied to Congress about taking the spike (allegedly), while this Schloz cat lied to Congress about illegally hiring a bunch of nutjobs to subvert the Department of Justice (alleg ... oh wait, he really did), and it's CLEMONS who's likely to be indicted?

WHAT THE FUCK?

No wonder so many people have so little faith in the justice system.

The History Channel sucks ...

Remember when the History Channel used to kick ass? Now they send all their premier programming to History International or the Military Channel.

What's on THC right now: "Modern Marvels: The Horse"
What's on HI right now: "The Naked Archaeologist: Babes, Brothels and Baths"

I rest my case.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Ahh Michelle Malkin ...

Face of an angel, body of a pornstar, mind of a neo-fascist, hops of a 400-pound white guy:

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Post-election thoughts ...

Watching CNN earlier, I think I saw that old crusty bastard Bill Bennett get a bit choked up over the election of a black man to the White House.

Now that McCain is off the stage, what happens to the Republican Party? Do they go bat-shit crazy under the standard of someone like Palin, or do they hit restart and realize that the demographics of the nation no longer favor the politics of division and hatred?

McCain's speech was classy ... it felt like he said "fuck it I don't have to kiss ass on the retards anymore" and reverted to the McCain of 2000, rather than the McCain we've seen the last few months.

When I saw Palin standing on stage with McCain in Arizona, my thought was "I wonder if Palin thinks she can see Mexico from where she's standing?"

California ... California of all places ... is voting to abolish gay marriage. The Republic of California. And the Mormons spent millions supporting it. The Mormons. The same people who started their own state so they could practice their own "against the mainstream" form of marriage.

Know hope

Yes we can!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Hillary is a crazy bitch!

First her campaign compares Obama to Ken Starr and now she's saying that her and McCain have the chops to be prez, but Obama doesn't:

"I think that since we now know Sen. McCain will be the nominee for the Republican Party, national security will be front and center in this election. We all know that. And I think it's imperative that each of us be able to demonstrate we can cross the commander-in-chief threshold," the New York senator told reporters crowded into an infant's bedroom-sized hotel conference room in Washington.

"I believe that I've done that. Certainly, Sen. McCain has done that and you'll have to ask Sen. Obama with respect to his candidacy," she said.

Calling McCain, the presumptive GOP nominee a good friend and a "distinguished man with a great history of service to our country," Clinton said, "Both of us will be on that stage having crossed that threshold."

She's really going all in.  She's willing to jeopardize the chances of the other candidate to bolster her own case, because deep down she doesn't give a shit about helping Obama win the presidency if she herself can't be the nominee.

How the hell can more people not see through her bullshit?  How can she not realize that the only reason she is still in this race her control over much of the party machinery -- due in large part to her hursband.  She is only 2 days removed from her primary victories and already she's acting like she has it wrapped up again.  If she can't even run a decent campaign how the hell is she supposed to run the country?

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Nader to decide soon on possible presidential run

Dear Ralph,

Thank you ever so much for single-handedly giving us 8 wonderful years of having the W-tard as our president. 

Sincerely,

Me, and the rest of the world

P.S.  Thanks again, asshole


Sunday, July 22, 2007

Revolution Calling!

A new sexual revolution, that is. Am I the first one to make the connection between this:

A new nasal spray to combat shyness -
http://in.news.yahoo.com/070714/139/6i1jk.html?

and this:

Scientists discover an incredible, inhalable aphrodesiac -
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=1849

I for one will be welcoming our new inhalable overlords.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Sense of humor

Someone at Voice of America has a scathing, dry sense of humor:

President Bush has signed an order that allows the U.S. government to block the assets of any person or group that threatens the stability of Iraq.

The order exempts the United States.
http://www.voanews.com/english/2007-07-17-voa73.cfm

Friday, June 01, 2007

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

A special Colbert evening

Tonight for the first time I was lucky enough to sample some of Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream (by Ben & Jerry's). The perfect time to eat it? During the Colbert Report, of course!

Tonight's guest was Jane Fonda, who spent her entire interview sitting on Colbert's lap and playing kissy-face with him. I don't think he expected it, as even he seemed a bit flustered. Definitely check it out on Youtube (or on the Comedy Central website).

Friday, April 27, 2007

Bababbababbbbuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh....

Just finished watching "Babel" on DVD. I guess I can now say that I've finally seen what kind of movie boring, pretentious, self-important assholes use to masturbate to. Was it brilliant, or just 140 minutes of verbal vomit? The answer: BLECH ...

Let's see, lets take 4 short stories written by the high school drama club and then ask a precocious 3rd grader to weave them together in the most contrived, random way possible. Ask the parents to let the kid watch "Crash" for use as a reference
(the polestar for overrated, pretentious garbage). There you go, good job Skippy! Now we'll sign a few Hollywood stars, pick 3 different continents as our setting, get a diverse range of actors so we can use 4 different languages in our movie, and call it "Babel". Different languages, different cultures, Tower of Babel, get it? We are so cool ...

I don't know that I've ever given less of a fuck about any characters in a movie since, well, ever. The only story-line that was remotely interesting, the one involving the deaf Japanese girl Cheiko, ended up being a bigger cock-tease than a dirty-talking virgin with the words "put it here" tattooed across her ass. The two buttholes who made this movie must have been sitting around thinking "hey, now that we've written the most banal screenplay of all time, let's put the only clue to what the hell was really going on with the only good character in a note briefly flashed on the screen written in Japanese -- and we'll leave out the subtitles! That'll generate some great internet traffic! Our movie will be cooler than "Snakes on a Plane"! We rock! Let's go find a mirror and masturbate to ourselves!"

Bill Maher asked on his show a few weeks ago, in reference to the newly bald and dumpy Britney Spears, whether it's possible to ever "un-masturbate" to someone. Sadly, the answer to that one is "no", just like it's not possible to ever "un-watch" the tripe that is "Babel". I give it -4 stars.

And to make matters worse, general principle now dictates that I break down and finally watch "Ishtar", just to see if it challenges the new upstart for the title of "worst movie of all time".

Friday, September 08, 2006

I don't always agree with Thomas Friedman, but today he hit the nail right on the head:

Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld told us we are in the fight of our lives against a new Islamic fascism, and let’s have an unprecedented wartime tax cut and shrink our armed forces. They told us we are in the fight of our lives against a new Islamic fascism, but let’s send just enough troops to topple Saddam — and never control Iraq’s borders, its ammo dumps or its looters. They told us we are in the fight of our lives against a new Islamic fascism, but rather than bring Democrats and Republicans together in a national unity war coalition, let’s use the war as a wedge issue to embarrass Democrats, frighten voters and win elections. They told us we are in the fight of our lives against a new Islamic fascism — which is financed by our own oil purchases — but let’s not do one serious thing about ending our oil addiction.


One area where I tend to disagree with a lot of others is the role that oil plays in our foreign policy. I think it plays a huge role, but that it's more complicated than most people realize. The way in which the West has historically gone about securing access to oil in the ME is the root cause of a lot of the hatred towards us - but we don't necessarily solve this problem by becoming energy independent.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

FauX News is reporting that since 2003 we have found 500 WMD's in Iraq.

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,200499,00.html

I love watching all the right-wing fuqtards (tm) fall all over themselves saying that they were right and the "liberals" were wrong and history will show that W is definitely one of our best presidents EVAR!!!

Of course, all of us out there that don't have Darth Cheney's cock in our mouths on a daily basis (here's looking at you, Sean Hannity) see this for what it really is -- a desperate shot in the dark to try to salvage something from this Iraq debacle, which is going to cost the Repugs big time this November.

Let's see ... I'm just looking at the Fox news report here ... (1) they were all pre-Gulf war munitions; (2) nearly all of them are "degraded"; (3) we've been turning these up for the last 3 years!?!?!? How fucking stupid do they think we are? How fucking stupid are the people that buy into the shit Bush is shoveling? If they had found anything that they thought really justified their whole WMD argument does anyone in their right mind think they would wait 3 years to tell us about it? That Cheyney & co. would instead say "oh no, we can't tell people about that because it's still classified information and I would never leak classified information for political purposes"?

Get a clue.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Pork-barrel politics and Alaska. A match made in Tom Delay's version of heaven.

Can someone explain to me why Alaska needs $453 million to build a couple bridges, while at the same time it hands out checks for $919 (FY 2004) to each resident from the Permanent Fund, totalling $552 million? Here's an idea ... if you want a bridge that goes to nowhere, pay for it yourself. You've got the money ... New Orleans doesn't.

Or if you don't care about hurricane Katrina vicitims, send the money it to the military. At $1500 bucks a pop, that $453 million could have bought bulletproof vests for 300,000 U.S. soldiers.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Confirmed this morning, sworn in this afternoon ... I guess when Bush really cares about someone or something, he can actually move pretty fast.

Chief Justice Roberts is now the 17th Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court. This should be interesting ...

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Holy frak! Another incredible episode of Battlestar Galactica (v2.0). These guys continue to hit the ball out of the park. "Best show on TV" indeed. Shows that in an era of reality-show garbage, there is still an outlet for quality writing and storytelling. Great job guys!

And by the way, whoever arranges the music deserves multiple Emmy's. Tonight was the second time this season I was stunned by the choice of music (tonight's opening sequence). The other time was the opening strings sequence in the forest on Kobol.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Rep. Charles Taylor (R-NC) put out a statement today claiming that he'd voted "NO" on CAFTA only to have the House Clerk's office make an error which led to his vote not being counted.
Well, sorry 'bout that. You see, the Republican party controls Washington, and according to them, it's your own fault if you were too stupid to make sure that your vote got counted correctly. Besides, your vote wouldn't have mattered anyway, and our whole democratic system would collapse if you were allowed to show that your vote was not counted. This just shows that you are a sore loser. You are probably a felon too. The country just has to have certainty, after all, and that's more important than getting your vote counted.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Sometimes the littlest things can really set me off ... here is the text of a resolution introduced into the Senate today by Bill Frist, the Senate majority leader:
"Any federal officeholder who makes reference to a classified Federal Bureau of Investigation report on the floor of the United States Senate, or any federal officeholder that makes a statement based on a FBI agent's comments which is used as propaganda by terrorist organizations thereby putting our servicemen and women at risk, shall not be permitted access to such information or to hold a security clearance for access to such information."
You pathetic, petty, FUCK. You are a member of the Senate of the United States of America. Quit acting like fucking Kim Jong-Il. I hope you do run for president in 2008 - there's no way a dipshit like you won't have all kinds of skeletons in the closet.

Monday, June 27, 2005

"At a time when we see around the world the violent consequences of the assumption of religious authority by government, Americans may count themselves fortunate: Our regard for constitutional boundaries has protected us from similar travails, while allowing private religious exercise to flourish. … Those who would renegotiate the boundaries between church and state must therefore answer a difficult question: Why would we trade a system that has served us so well for one that has served others so poorly."

-- Justice Sandra Day O'Connor

Thursday, June 23, 2005


Why Jack Nicholson is my hero, part deux:
Jack Nicholson ... reportedly “rewrote” some of his sex scenes in Martin Scorsese’s The Departed to include some of his tools of the trade --

From Rush & Molloy:"Jack suggested using a [prosthetic appendage],” adds the source. “He also wanted to dust the [posterior] of one of the actresses with cocaine. Marty said, ‘Go for it!’"
http://www.defamer.com/
Keep up the good work Jack!

Monday, May 23, 2005

Is this the way to Amarillo?

British Army music video

Friday, May 20, 2005

Looks like the Republican leadership still wants to go "nookuler."

"The attempt to do away with the filibuster is nothing short of clearing the trees for the confirmation of an unacceptable nominee to the Supreme Court," Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid of Nevada said. He accused the president of an attempt to "rewrite the Constitution and reinvent reality" with his demand for a yes-or-no vote on all nominees.

Republican Sen. Rick Santorum (news, bio, voting record) of Pennsylvania countered, "It's the equivalent of Adolf Hitler in 1942." He said Democratic protests over Republican efforts to ensure confirmation votes would be like the Nazi dictator seizing Paris and then saying: "I'm in Paris. How dare you invade me? How dare you bomb my city? It's mine."

I know that Santorum is generally one of the biggest pricks to ever hold a seat in the senate, but what the hell? Does he even know what he's saying? Is he now saying that the filibuster is a Nazi tactic? I guess I missed that part of history where Hitler conquered Europe by waiting them out until they capitulated.

Or is it that maybe his subconscious realizes that he's the one acting like Adolf, and he's comparing the Republican hold on the senate to the Nazi occupation of France. Who knows what is going on in that Santorum-soaked brain of his?

I can't see how any intelligent person can't just love the little black/white view of the world that Bush, Cheney, and all their little toadies cling to. It's so pathetic that it's endearing.

Here's the new line of reasoning -- anywhere where the Constitution refers to the "advice and consent of the Senate", that means (1) that the Senate absolutely and without exception must have a vote on all nominees, regardless of any Senate rules or procedures, and (2) the outcome of that vote is to be decided by a simple majority. So the complex procedures that have been used and tweaked for over 200 years to confirm/reject nominees -- all unconstitutional. So we don't need to change the Senate rules (which would require a supermajority), we just need to have the VP declare that those parts of the Senate rules which we don't like are unconstitutional. And that decision only needs to be supported by a simple majority (and guess who gets to break the tie if it's a 50-50 vote!).

And of course, when Frist himself filibustered to block a nominee, that was a-ok!

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

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After a little bit of thought, I do want to qualify one item that I mentioned yesterday. To me, an overriding principle in many cases is that a person has no obligation to answer a question that should not be asked, and if asked such a question, lying in response is not always morally corrupt. So asking Justice Scalia a question about his own sexual habits might seem to be out of bounds. And even if he does f--- his wife in the a-- all the time, he can justifiably answer "no" to that question even if he does do it.

As to whether that question was appropriate in the first place, I think I would still say yes, if the discussion up to that point had involved the right of states to outlaw anal sex, and he responded with his own opinion on the matter. If he had "opened the door" so to speak. (No "backdoor" jokes, please.)

Of course, my expectation is that a man of Justice Scalia's demonstrated intellect and wit would diffuse the entire situation with a slicing riposte, and come out looking like the victor.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

This is a little late in coming, but it's absolutely necessary. Last week, I was perusing Arianna Huffington's new blog portal and ran across an entry from David Prager entitled Campus Barbarians. I have republished the post in its entirety here, because the full passage needs to be appreciated before reading my own comments (which will follow):

Check out the accompanying article by Ajai Raj, a sophomore at the University of Texas who publicly kept yelling obscenities during Ann Coulter’s speech and then publicly asked her, “You say that you believe in the sanctity of marriage, how do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but f--- his wife up the ass?”

Just about a week earlier a leftist publicly asked Justice Antonin Scalia if he engaged in anal sex with his wife (who was present).

These symbolize to me one of the most profound differences between the Left and the Right. I do not believe the Left recognizes how thin the line between civilization and chaos/evil is. As a Jew born shortly after the Holocaust, Nazi Germany and the gas chambers play a great role in my thinking. I recognize that the most cultured European country built Auschwitz; that Nazism was a secular, not a Christian ideology; that Ph.D.’s and intellectuals led the way to the death camps just as they did to the Gulag and other Communist holocausts.

Universities and museums were morally worthless in Weimar and Nazi Germany as they are now in America and Europe. So I have a primal fear of the moral chaos that follows the breaking down of America’s real moral foundations, such as Judeo-Christian values, public decency, freedom of speech, and the military.

I see in this student who screams obscenities at a conservative speaker and all the students who joined or supported him, our version of the Hitler Youth, our barbarians. To me screaming down speakers at colleges (as I saw the Left do at Columbia University when I was a graduate student during the Vietnam War) and screaming obscenities represent barbarity. To most of those on the Left, these students are at worst, a bit over the top, and at best fighters against what they most fear – conservatives – not barbarity.

I find Mr. Prager's thoughts quite disturbing. Has he ever attended an Ann Coulter speech? Has he seen her interviewed? Read her books? Her articles? Ann does not engage in reasoned debate nor does she suport her diatribes with objective fact. Her rants are not an example of "freedom of speech" as much as they are of "hate speech". Go back and read the accounts of what took place during her speech that night -- whenever a "leftist" would ask her a question, they would merit insults and contempt from Ms. Coulter. Exactly who is the one creating an atmosphere of hostility toward rational dialog? It is impossible to engage her in a rational debate because she views anyone who disagrees with her as evil or stupid. Even most conservatives recognize that she is merely an "attack dog" of the radical right -- useful for rousing the crowd on game day, but suited for little else. She long ago discarded even the pretext of objectivity. It seems to me that Mr. Raj did what most dog owners do to an unruly pet ... he rubbed her nose in it.

That Ms. Coulter is being held up by Mr. Prager as a bold warrior holding the gates against the barbarian hordes is ironic to say the least, laughable and dishonest at worst. I invite Mr. Prager to pick up any one of Coulter's books, look for a passage where she excoriates liberals and the left for anything and everything that ills our country (it won't be that hard to find), and every time she uses the word "liberal", substitute in the word "Jew". You will quickly recognize whose playbook she's using (hint: it's not the one used by the founding fathers).

As for the question put to Justice Scalia, sure it could have been asked more politely, but the underlying question is valid, seeing how Justice Scalia would uphold the right of states to outlaw such behavior. It is sad that the media has chosen to focus on the language that was used, rather than the content of the question.

As someone who has studied German history and the rise of Nazism, it's facinating to me that Prager uses the term "Hitler Youth" to describe the two young men who created a scene at Justice Scalia's and Coulter's speeches. The Nazis began their rise to power by using the intimidation and thuggery typical of a crime syndicate. They were notorious for intimidating opposition parties, government officials, and voters through brute force and street violence. But as much as the bullying tactics they employed, the Nazis also armed themselves with hatred, blame, and fear in their quest for power -- quantities in vast supply at a Coulter pep rally. The "Hitler Youth" was formed to indoctrinate Germany's youth with these ideas.

Once the Nazis gained power, they turned the mechanisms of the state against any who opposed them. Even then it was not too late. Many politicians, intellectuals, clergy, and military officials opposed the regime, but they were too few in number or too afraid to violate the law or break oaths of loyalty to state and church. Hitler successfully consolidated his power because there were too few willing to stand up and break decorum.

Here's an idea ... if conservative speakers don't want to address questions from those opposing their viewpoints in a respectful and engaging manner, then drop the Q&A altogether. Drop the pretense and conduct these events as the propaganda rallies which they are intended to be. It is fundamentally dishonest to have a "town hall meeting" or a Q&A session after a speech where only party supporters are chosen to ask questions. That's not debate, it's a pep rally.

Is the line Prager describes between civilization and chaos as thin as he fears? News flash, it's not. The lessons of history, the forces of progress, and the protections of an independent judiciary certanly bolster that line. But from whence come the forces who would breach that line? Let's see -- scripted events masquerading as open debate, partisan propaganda produced by the government, requiring loyalty oaths from supporters, attempts to seed the courts with radicals and restrict the independence of the judiciary, torture (I almost forgot that one!) ... still wondering which side of the line Prager's friends are on? If his article is truly his honest opinion, and not just a thoughtless incendiary tossed over the wall, well, I hate to break it to him, but he's not in the camp that he thinks he's in.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Here's my quick thought on the election of Pope Benedict XVI. As I was discussing with Mr. Korean Air Force guy at the dry cleaners earlier today, I believe that this pope is intended to be a transitional pope. While he has strongly expressed very conservative views on a number of issues, at 78 he is really too old to create much of a legacy for himself. He is there to protect the legacy of John Paul II -- he will continue JPII's policies for the next 5-10 years, and then he'll die and we'll have a new pope. The pope after Benedict XVI will be the one that has the greater impact on the direction of the church.

Of course, now that the prophesy of St. Malachy looks like it's right once again in predicting the election of Benedict XVI, (some folks interpreted the prophesy to mean that this pope would be a Benedictine), the next pope (predicted by St. Malachy to be called "Peter the Roman") will be the last pope, so all hell is (literally) going to break loose anyhow.

Monday, April 11, 2005

It seems these days that the level of contempt that the hardcore conservatives are showing towards the federal judiciary is at a level not seen since the civil rights era. And it's rising.

Some of the well-documented slurs that Cons such as DeLay and Cornyn have been throwing around are tame in comparison to what's coming out from a number of prominent Cons that are not household names.

Andrew Sullivan in his blog here quotes a WaPo snippet from attorney and author Edwin Veira at a recent conference where he endorses Stalin's solution for taking care of trouble-makers -- death solves all problems; no troublemaker, no problem.

I think I've identified a concern here that some of the prominent commentators have missed: while these veiled threats on the judiciary are reprehensible, any attorney that makes them is likely violating his/her relevant code of professional conduct, as well as the ethics of the legal profession.
ABA Model Rule of Professional Conduct 8.2(a) -- A lawyer shall not make a statement that the lawyer knows to be false or with reckless disregard as to its truth or falsity concerning the qualifications or integrity of a judge, adjudicatory officer or public legal officer, or of a candidate for election or appointment to judicial or legal office.

Ethical Canon 8-6 requires
"lawyers to endeavor to prevent political considerations from outweighing judicial fitness in the selection of judges. ... Adjudicatory officials, not being wholly free to defend themselves, are entitled to receive the support of the bar against unjust criticism. While a lawyer as a citizen has a right to criticize such officials publicly, he should be certain of the merit of his complaint, use appropriate language, and avoid petty criticisms, for unrestrained and intemperate statements tend to lessen public confidence in our legal system. Criticisms motivated by reasons other than a desire to improve the legal system are not justified."
While threats against the judiciary are not expressly forbidden, such threats are so fundamentally injurious to the administration of justice that they need not even be stated.