Don't Mess With Texas ...

Remember when Texans used to strut around annoying the hell out of everyone by declaring how badass they were? Not anymore:

Cornyn, a Republican from Texas, told Politico that he's written a letter to Obama "telling him, 'Don't move these dangerous terrorists to Texas - we don't want them there.'"
"I think governing is a lot harder than campaigning," Cornyn said. "I think he needs to be very cautious about precipitous action that could well endanger American citizens."

C'mon Texas, buck-up buckaroos! A fraidy-cat pussy Texas is not good for America.

Update: Yeah I know that the governor of Kansas has expressed the same sentiment re: Fort Leavenworth. I know she's pissed that she wasn't the one being sworn in as VP on Tuesday, but that's no reason to puss-ify a state founded on the premise that all good christians are called by God to engage in guerrilla warfare against slave-traders.

Roger Clemens worse than Bradley Schlozman?

I'm gonna channel my inner Jim Rome here for a second:

So let me get this straight -- Clemens lied to Congress about taking the spike (allegedly), while this Schloz cat lied to Congress about illegally hiring a bunch of nutjobs to subvert the Department of Justice (alleg ... oh wait, he really did), and it's CLEMONS who's likely to be indicted?

WHAT THE FUCK?

No wonder so many people have so little faith in the justice system.

The History Channel sucks ...

Remember when the History Channel used to kick ass? Now they send all their premier programming to History International or the Military Channel.

What's on THC right now: "Modern Marvels: The Horse"
What's on HI right now: "The Naked Archaeologist: Babes, Brothels and Baths"

I rest my case.